Protom-Tastic

beesmygod:

found footage movies are honestly the most depressing thing about the state of the horror movie industry in terms of quality because now “low budget” doesnt mean charmingly bad special effects and b list acting, it means unwatchable shaky-cam  horseshit with 80000 filters to make the footage look like it was hit by a car several times and dumped in the ocean to try and mask the fact that you dont have any actual scary things to put on screen. found footage films literally only work when they provide a plot that actually manages to draw you in to WANT to look closely at hours of eye-searing footage to try and figure out whats going on

Listening to the altest friendcast, Woolie’s talking about the movie Lucy and the moment Pat hears the whole premise about People Only being able to Use ten percent of their brains he goes off the handle about how bullshit that is

Pat you are an angry treasure

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

fanduhmbs:

Some shows just aren’t worth the consequences.

gentlemanbones:

protomlad:

gentlemanbones:

This is a TAS run on a bootleg Sonic game for the SNES. Why does this video game exist.

Oh my god it’s made from that Speedy Gonzeles game for the SNES

THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY.

I WAS RIGHT, LOOK

The credits are even In the same style!

gentlemanbones:

This is a TAS run on a bootleg Sonic game for the SNES. Why does this video game exist.

Oh my god it’s made from that Speedy Gonzeles game for the SNES

open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

Oh hell yes the latest friendcast is out early tonight