Protom-Tastic

ryangooddays:

WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER BUYING A WIIU BEFORE

ryangooddays:

JESUS FUCK

ryangooddays:

JESUS FUCK

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

beesmygod:

i am fucking sobbing over this episode of my brother my brother and me where theyre trying to figure out if tim curry, under any circumstances, could entice a child to come near him.

"tim curry could not entice a child if he was in an ice cream van driven by a pokemon"

typette:

yukulele:

watch this #important

hahahahahhh

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

Moe Syzslak - Moe, Moe, Moe
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kumagawa:

phatcompany:

WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

SPEEDWAGON IS HAPPENING

kumagawa:

phatcompany:

WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

SPEEDWAGON IS HAPPENING

anikoku:

Winner of JJBA Biggest Change of Face Contest: You Decide